hey, name's ross, im 15

jumpingjacktrash:

the-rain-monster:

jenniferrpovey:

helen007900:

jenniferrpovey:

lily-ackerman:

enscenic:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

So anyway…. *tiny incoherent cough exhumes from spider* Here’s Wonderwall.

bwa ha ha ha

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Originally posted by laughingsquid

I hesitated before posting, but I bet I know what’s going on here. The plucking was pretty rhythmic, right?

Male spiders pluck the webs of female spiders in a pattern to determine if the female is interested.

That spider was trying to mate with your violin…

Ahh so it’s a boy(I just assume every insect I see is a girl) that’s such a cute mating ritual!

He just wants love!

The behavior would indicate that it is a male. Only females weave webs. Male spiders have to be careful not to be mistaken for prey and eaten, so they pluck the web. Poor thing didn’t exactly get any this time!

Poor spider thinking “Damn this web was made by a strong spider, a real awesome spider, can I possibly get with this boss ass spider??”

poor little hyperion, dreaming of the moon

theymightbegiants-nightcore-240p:
“lyrics transcription sites are good actually
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theymightbegiants-nightcore-240p:

lyrics transcription sites are good actually

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

remanedur:

boymilk:

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.


IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

T

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HANOS

cloudfreed:

imabloodymartian:

chickenfarmersan:

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ICONIC.

GOD I love this pissed off Texan mom

You would not believe your guts

kimpossibooty:

moondoor-representative:

kimpossibooty:

If ten million of deez nuts

I read this to the tune of “fireflies”

Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that

thechronicleofshe:

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

no-chill-at-all:

physicsofgridlock:

ok but, that’s p much exactly what it is lmao

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Chaos mode: For when you need your meat joints really hot really fast

achro-cons:

rockodile:

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

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god i miss this

maxeth:

faun-buns:

a wizard who can summon cats………………. a nekomancer

Boy do i have news for you

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